My rating: 2 of 5 stars
Let’s see…I think I feel like reading a book about dragons. Cool! Here’s one! It has a dragon on the cover and is called Rise of the Dragons! Perfect.
Hmm. No dragons on the first page.
10% done…no dragons yet.
20% done. Still no dragons.
30% done. Nope.
40% done. There’s one!
Never mind. He only lasted 2 pages.
99% done…The dragon’s back…
…for 1 paragraph.
This book was awful. Nothing happens. Don’t read it.
Happy reading…of something else.